The Fairy Godparents Job

Nate: There are three general exceptions for house arrest: personal safety, death of a relative, and family events.
Eliot: Personal safety. We could burn the apartment down.
Parker: Ooh! Ooh!
- The Fairy Godparents Job, Leverage



“Look, you know what I can do? I can re-task a satellite. I can get a level-three NSA clearance. But I can’t hack a hick.”—Hardison

Look, you know what I can do? I can re-task a satellite. I can get a level-three NSA clearance. But I can’t hack a hick.”—Hardison


Do not get in between a girl and her Voodoo

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The Gone Fishin’ Job

Eliot: Fear’s good. ‘Cuz overconfidence’ll kill you faster than a bullet any day. Fear’s good.

Hardison: Oh, I have fear… and doubt and really serious regrets. I should be fine.

- The Gone Fishin’ Job, Leverage


This scene made me tear up last night.

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imjesuschrist:

normal service is resumed

Guh- the sound made when someone punches you in the chest with hotness.

imjesuschrist:

normal service is resumed

Guh- the sound made when someone punches you in the chest with hotness.

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elenitahb:

He sees himself as a negotiator who occasionally has to break the law, as opposed to being a full-on thief. He’s a guy with a skill set who’s found his niche, and his niche happens to occur in a lawless context. He’s OK with that.

As a matter of fact, if you watch Chris’ fights, he always disarms every gun as he goes. The point of his fights is to end the fights as quickly as possible. The character is frankly disappointed when violence occurs.

John Rogers

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The 12-Step Job


Hardison: Okay, it’s a computer bomb, I know computers. It’s a computer bomb, uhh… we, we gotta reboot the system!
Eliot: You want me to kick it?
Hardison: God, I’m goin’ to die.
- The 12-Step Job, Leverage


ladyleverage:

Extremely HQ hotness 

That sound is my ovaries imploding.

ladyleverage:

Extremely HQ hotness 

That sound is my ovaries imploding.