Hannah. Currently residing in a little town on the shores of Lake Michigan named Chicago. My interests are legion and oft represented here. :)
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
Just got back from Orlando. Our flight attendant said “In the case of an emergency, if you are traveling with more than one child, we suggest you start helping the one with the most potential and work your way down the line from there.”